October 8

I'm walking the strip
when from nowhere I get
a whiff of a familiar scent
it smells like shit
and I don't want no shit
so I continue to skip
but think for a minute
I should get that shit
pick it up
my compliments
scoop it up
like a gentelman
but the mass is so big
like shit coming out of shit
the little baggy ripped
and the shitload dripped
onto the pavement
that piece of shit
and some little kid
thinks it's hilarious
screw you dude
for being rude!
I've got something you can do
eat this poo

P.S. Ya I decided to write an entire rhyme diary about feces, so sue me