Monday, March 9, 2009

December 14

A popular artifact
many friends of mine have
is best descriped with a clap
and comes from a jockstrap
and if you have any class
you'll give it unwrapped
to whomever wants it most bad
they'll be so damn glad
to have a friend so grand
that certain reproductive glands
might uncomfortably expand
forcing them to run oddly
off to the potty
feeling like a master of karate
destroying their body
my subject of course
spoken with little remorse
apparent through sores
nearby genital pores
spread through intercourse
a must have for scores
of promiscuous in uproar
to have what you can't find in stores

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