December 2

He's lookin' somethin' great
Buddy Holly dorky shades
with a neon pink frame
and a straight face
cool as a fridge
and sassy like a bitch
it's a trip how exquisite
I am when equipped
with a tux off the rack
at Wal-Mart perhaps?
it's the pictures she snapped
of me in the cookie monster hat
in a Wal-Mart glamour shot
the photographer laughs til snot
rockets and her mouth has froth
like a rabid dog
she suggests a pose
in my nerdcore clothes
then she adds a glow
on the final photo
I honestly can't complain
for $17.98
it's just a shame
I didn't wear a toupé