September 27

It's ten o'clock
and intensely I watch
as Dan applebobs
in a lexon of sauce
the sauce dripping off
in magnanimous drops
I feel kinda odd
cuz I'm kinda the boss
whose laughing the hardest
of all the con-artists
and for only ten dollars
it was quite a bargain
boredom is
what boredom does
for just because
and we're bored as bums
and it sounded fun
as the word Thuck
to let Dan dunk
his head in sauce
and it entertained
and made my day
so I can't say
that today was lame

September 26

people say stoppit
dont be so dang cocky
I guess I'm sorry
but cocks what I got in my jocky
you may have been impressed
by an e-mail or text
that you had to refresh
to check its correctness
so I'm not burnt
by derrogatory words
so go on and refer
to me with curse words
for no apparent reason
I decided this season
I wouldn't mind bein'
a rent-a-policeman
keepin' the peace when
teens wanna beat in
a gay kid from Cleveland
cuz of a civil disagreement
that's where I'd come in
armed to the chin
sunglasses neon rimmed
the long dick of justice

September 25

She's got hips and waist
butterface
her back and legs
I'd rate seven or eight
wouldn't give her the time of day
but one could debate
that her legs captivate
no complaints they salivate
and call her delectable
butterface
I call quite detestable
like an unedible vegetable
her frame is so sexual
butterface
does she have testicles
or other manly traits
its really quite tragic
those born disadvantaged
butterface
can be replaced with plastic
when it takes restraint
not to double take
butterface takes
paint to appear okay

September 24

I'm completely, utterly,
totally in love
more than a crush
doves descend from above
beautiful, gorgeous,
glorious love
and you can judge
but you can't break us up
invisible, invincible,
indivisible, passion
like pulling a rabit
from a hat it's magic
mystical, musical,
powerful element
like oxygen
she's omnipotent
anytime, anyplace,
everywhere I go
she's addictive like dope
and I want to propose
happiness, stability,
peacefulness, faithfully
baby thanks for saving me
from going crazy

P.S. this is the 200th Rhyme Diary!!!

September 23

clients are coming
their noses are running
gimme your money
and I'll give you something
that makes the walls bleed
and makes trees seem
like a terrible beast
the roots like gnarled teeth
the sky is green
though it should be blue
vision acute
the rooms angles obtuse
music sounds cool
like it's chopped and screwed
but just eat a few
or you could meet your doom
one could lose
one's paradigm
and spend their life
inside a ward for psycho's
but don't be surprised
when your eyes disguise
familiar sights like a light
for unidentified life

September 22

don't get mad at this latest
topic of conversation
and know I'm not racist
by any stretch of the imagination
I found it's quite common
for white people to have a problem
and create all kinds of drama
over Barrack Obama
saying he's not really a black man
cuz he's only half African
and the other half
from some eastern land
the point I argue
"dude, black is a hue
and it's really not cool
to assume youre only black if you -
wear bling and ice
and like your chicken fried
committing heinous crimes
you know the stereotype
I argued all day
til I was blue in the face
but still dude wouldn't change
his topic of debate

September 21

visiting family
is always a pain
especially in the case
they have a different last name
and they go out of their way
to make you feel strange
ask if you were gay
before you became straight
and through snot and slobber
your girlfriends brothers daughter
asks what happened to the other
boyfriend cuz he was hotter
I'm not lying
it gets more maligned
when we take the family canine
despite the kids crying
calling me the antichrist
as the dog whines and bites
just because mom and dad
don't like the dog in their life
it was quite a weekend
candy couldn't have sweetened
it took angels keepin'
me from going off the deep end

Note: My weekend wasn't that bad, but everything I wrote about did happen!

september 20

I'm famished
more than average
like the weight of the planet
was my challenge
I could use a sandwhich
with ham and cabbage
sitting as passenger
Jilly the captain
from right hand view
my eyes are glued
vision focused acute
on the town of Butte
we're here to visit
Jilly's brother and sis
and grandma a minute
by the Berkley pit
we went to pawn brokers
and looked among diamond chokers
for classic Nintendo cartridges
with no problems or glitches
then helped babysit
four crazy kids
the first day of our trip
it was intense!

September 19

Today Sid made up his mind
He did not want to write
a single rhyming line
and that is that so goodbye

September 18

clenched in my grip
as I lightly flick my wrist
the plastic ball clicks
against my fingertips
teeth clenched
hell bent to win
this is the championship
of the beer pong tournament
aim for the back
we make a comeback
then they re-rack
their three cups of Pabst
hypnotized
they miss two times
we hit cups eight and nine
now the game is tied
back and forth
for three or four
rounds or more
an even score
and for a moment
I stopped and focused
on the remaining open
cup and I owned it.

September 17

Those filled with insecurities
often compensate their worrying
by insulting and hurting me
pointing out little impurities
this is dedicated
to those that hated
cuz the music they made
was the gayness
I'm cool as winterfresh
some say I'm fresh to def
the best thing since sliced bread
despite what Uncle Ned says
who still wets momma's bed
his red neck can't connect
with my dazzling intellect
so he disrespects
I am the shizznit
with a twelve inch stizzick
you are a wizzimp
with a toothpick
throw your insults
like from a catapult
just take it like an adult
when you get it back in bulk

September 16

I can barely breath
it's getting hard to see
anything but a green beam
of light at the end of the scene
light its me against me
like I got too many enemies
to count on two hands
and three feet
believe this white flag
in my hand
is a demonstration
of desperation
for my salvation
perspiration
collecting like condensation
invincible
invisible
indivisible
indispensable
unbeatable
unbreakable
unstoppable
like the flame
of a grenade
laying scarred
in the wake
changed from hate
but I'm not gonna break
whatever it takes
so remember my name

September 15

This is for my family
this if for my friends
this is for the sins
I've committed against my better judgement
this is for my future
this is for my past
this is for Danny Fine
looking back through the glass
I collapse under pressure
and forget my endeavors
to realize no one will ever
write a more meaningful lecture
this is for those
who turned up their nose
said my flows wouldn't go
into a recording studio
youre never gonna stop us
never gonna break us
you better run
cuz you know you cant face us

September 13

There are people headed to the place
I stay around eight
and I'm supposed to be at Jake's
but I wait
cuz my engine scrapes
thinking "Oh gee great"
grind my teeth to toothpaste
holding back road rage
engine coughs and farts
and then finally starts
I drive home in park
just in time to spark
the party to life
gonna have a good time
thank the red and white
and blue spangled stripes
we got faded first
then we got faded worse
until we nearly burst
and got put into a Herse
then we got blazed,
laughed the night away
Eric and I and Dave
showing 'em how to misbehave

September 12

the message 'you lose'
accompanied by annoying doodles
for what seems near a google
years plus a snickerdoodle
turn off the Xbox two
throw the controller across the room
these games that are new school
fail to keep me amused
so I went to a place
not too far away
that specialized in the trade
of classic video games
Mario, Road Rage
MK with Johnny Cage
games from back in the day
that are still B.A.
I truly insist
Nintendo or Genesis
are the ultimate
gaming systems
so I spent two cents
on the Nintendo classic
with the intent
of getting jiggy with it

September 14

So recently I experienced
someone quite experienced
getting quite serious
with someone inexperienced
ya it might sound crazy
but some are interested in babies
just beware of baby rabies
and other kinds of scabies
it might be considered a felony
three to five your penalty
white, asian, native, or ebony
you should practice celibacy
I'm not a qualified judge
but if you find yourself stuck
cuz she said she was twenty one
but she's wearing blue make up
and now she's in love
because you're here first one
you know somethings up
dude run!
pray daddy's not a cop
cuz he'll prolly pop off
like the Lil Wayne song
she licked the lollipop

September 11

S-T-double-O-
P-I-D
Stupid
that's what they're calling me
stupid
not that I'm necessarily
stupid
it's just how I'm behaving
stupid
thanks for the compliment
stupid
the 'S' on my chest represents
stupid
so I don't take offense
stupid
wont get bent or slit my wrists
you are dumb
dumb dumb
you are dumb
dumb dumb

You can hear this song featuring Cubie D on my Soundclick page at www.soundclick.com/siditious

September 10

I woke up
then toked up
a bowl up
Fruit Roll Up
it's cold out
a slow puff
of smoke dust
floats up
I focus
like Hocus Pokus
how the government
controls us
I remember they told us
resistance
is hopeless
from third person
I'm disconcerted
in this human circus
what's my purpose?
like rebirth
today I learned
I could change the earth
with just my words

September 9

This is for my family
this is for my friends
this is for the sins
I've committed against better judgement
this is for my future
this is for my past
this is for Danny Fine
who passed by his own hands
I collapse under the pressure
and forget my endeavors
to realize no one will ever
write a more meaningful lecture
this is for those
who turned up their nose
and said my flows wouldn't go
into a recording studio
I dreamed
I was married
and had three
little me's
but the theme
of the peice
is nothings as it seems
in your dreams

September 8

watch your every step every move
says the text from a noob
when the truth is
I just beat mega man 2 before noon
and drank a case of Mountain Dew too
now wait or I'll cntrl-alt-delete your face
I'm like OS X Great
and youre like Windows 98
clip on pen
and a pocket with contact lenses
tic-tac mintses
for a sexy stoner chick
who digs my intellect
and my disrespect
for dicks and preps
who get the letter F
cuz they couldn't pay
me to take the test
youre in denile
and can you believe it's
more than a river in Egypt
L 3 3 T
thats what your mom told me
I'm L 3 3 T
you N 0 0 B

September 7

Hernia then rupture
my abdomen is punctured
cuz our convo's less than punctual
our voices mimic thunder
feels like I'm standing under
total cloud cover
happiness is coveted
happiness through another
meteors then destroy
every convoy I employ
to attempt to entertain her
but it's null and void
she avoids to say okay
we both are to blame
her outbursts are blatant
wait
I wanna be alone tonight
I wanna sleep dont wanna fight
I wanna be alone tonight
I wanna sleep dont wanna fight
a break
for the sake
of our relate
ionship okay
a break
cuz at this rate
we'll hate
eachothers face

September 6

We're floating
above the stars
we're floating
above the boulevard
we're floating
in eachothers arms
floating

it's suspended
animation
exhileration
anticipation
then complacence
then impatience
then ultimate sensation
then condemnation
for this conversation
I'm so high
like a jet
aboard the midnight
to heaven express
her undressed chest
depresses
as she expresses
the need for a breath

September 5

Ever since the first time
we ever met
I remember it like
you never left
watching the street light
dancing on her dress
reflection in her eyes
I remember best
between the games we played
driving me insane
I let him take you away
let love turn to hate
and swore I'd make him pay
for the way I felt
I can't deal
with the hand I was dealt
it seems like a lifetime I've waited
to pay you back
and now here we stand
man to man
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
hold on
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life
oh lord

you can check out the remix of Phil Collins 'In the Air Tonight' on my Soundclick page at www.soundclick.com/siditious

September 4

I know it sounds generic
but I'm not embarassed to admit it
chillin' with Aaron and Eric
I stare at the wall for a minute
and envision a scared
ghetto white kid unprepared
whose skinner than Jared
his parents embarassed to admit
their kids spittin' on hats and bass
such a waste of talent they claim
I wish he'd learn to play
real music for a change
his age and wage in the way
of achieving fame
he'd train for the day
the game was his to take
looking back at years past
like how'd I make it here
no guide no map
just a mic and backpack
been through fire and flames
hurt and heartache
sane and insane
snow, sleet, and rain

to hear the finished version of 'Biography' check out my Soundclick page at http://www.soundclick.com/siditious

September 3

this is the real world
you don't see on TV
it's far too obscene
for anyone to see
preach there's no such thing
as death and disease
cuz that's what you wanna believe
please
we're just sitting here singing
in a brand new Lamborghini
girls in string bikini's
leather seats and a CD
of me
the S-I-D
I-T
I-O-U-S
you see
and at the end of the scene
when you're coughing and wheezing
barely even breathing
a soap opera on the TV
catchline is repeating
echoing through the evening
steadily beating
words with no meaning

September 2

her eyes are open
as she's kissing me then leaving
I'm trying to find meaning
in this house of dead dreams
the walls are bleeding
her words are misleading
try to believe she's not cheating
but I feel like I'm competing
who is she talking to?
what is she gonna do?
where is she going to?
and why wont she tell me the truth?
I've been down this road before
torn and weatherworn
How can she say she adores
me then walk right out the door
same as the night before
I consider myself warned
since I can't consider myself informed
I wish I was an Astronaut
so I could take off
and make all of this stop
shaking like I got shocked
by a Kilowatt

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September 1

-The Guardian-

This right here
is the turning point
turn and point
look at ya boy
selling joy through a needle point
it's disjoint
then he points
a 44 between the teeth
of his brother
family couldn't even sleep
cuz of dreams
that the seed they sow
lays and bleeds
on the streets in the afterglow
he goes home
under green traffic post
please pray for his soul
look up in the sky
on a gray night near twilight
behind ya sirens cry
and deep inside you realize
run and hide's
your only chance to survive

August 29

It's seven ten
A.M. and my head
feels heavier than lead
fed through a paper shred
which means my word
I'm in a world of hurt
and I have to work
where is my shirt
the more pressing query
which is really quite scary
is how did I make it
to my bed where I'm buried?
all I can recollect
is being at Kyles for a sec
dont know how I left
and got to my bed
so I call Eric and check
and he doesn't answer
cuz he's probably dead
that's my best guess
there's two things I know
number one I gotta go
to work like a Little Caesars ho
number two: last night was out of control

August 28

It's slightly past midnight
as we arrive at the site
I'm trippin' and high
and the nights just come to life
upon stepping into the place
I see the party is crazy
and Kyle the great
hands me a Baileys
then gives me a shot
of Goldshlager vodka
then gives me another shot
this could be a problem
then Eric wants a shot
at playing some pong
and I'm so gone
I'm just like "Game on!"
and of course we lost
my technique a joke
at this point of the night
all I can do is smoke
so that's where we go
into the lounge you know
enjoying the party thats
blissfully out of control

August 27

bottles all around
bottles in my hands
feeling like a million grand
in a tight rubber band
I pop a Xanax
"What's it do?" I ask
everyone just laughs
and then puff, puff, pass
a jay of good herb
my cell phone can be heard
"ello?" is my answer
and it's my man Malerk
He's like "What's up man
I suggest you pack your bags
and get your ass over here fast"
"Man I'm shit-canned!"
but Eric perks up
he's like "I'm sober enough"
so we jump in his truck
and go off to get drunk
which is right about when
the Xanax kicks in
and it feels like I did
a line of Heroin

P.S. the last bit about Heroin is completely speculative. I do not use H nor do I recommend the use of it to anyone.

August 30

picture the stage
punk rock plays
neon green shades
on the dude playing bass
Caras park is the place
where is me and Jake
they bike and skate
and kayak Brennans wave
and we take a shoot
for What Do I Mean to You
for a view of the Zou
for all of Youtube
then I flip the lens shut
and with my fabulous luck
the camera slipped out of touch
and I muttered shux
but it wasn't shux
it just rhymed with shux
and my camera blew up
like it had spontaneously combust
it hasn't been a week
now it's shattered on the street
in many more than one peice
woe is me