October 30

the nights description fits
the Tales of the Crypt
witches and goblins
and treats and tricks
I'm wearing nets for fish
and Jilly is my pimp
giving JuJu's and Twix
to fiendish little kids
til a quarter past six
when we kicked sticks
Jake and Ashley get babysitted
so it's time to get twisted
first to arrive
first to provide
the cellulite
for a phat time
like five or nine Pabst
then JELLO and jack
straight to the back
til I'm trashed as a trash bag
we hit the dance floor
dressed as whore and Lord
lights penetrating a fog storm
this Halloween was hardcore