November 13

so my cell is disconnected
cuz it defected
but Verizon must be sexist
cuz their suggestion
was to sign a new two year
i.e. take it up the rear
or I could sip this root beer
til they say what I wanna hear
but like a date that never rang
that moment never came
like Obama's favorite phrase
it's time for a change
I walk out of their office
hands in my pockets
immediately astonished
cuz I somehow lost my wallet
with clenched fists and raised hands
"WHY ME?" I rant
perhaps so my heavenly dad
can have a good laugh