September 26

people say stoppit
dont be so dang cocky
I guess I'm sorry
but cocks what I got in my jocky
you may have been impressed
by an e-mail or text
that you had to refresh
to check its correctness
so I'm not burnt
by derrogatory words
so go on and refer
to me with curse words
for no apparent reason
I decided this season
I wouldn't mind bein'
a rent-a-policeman
keepin' the peace when
teens wanna beat in
a gay kid from Cleveland
cuz of a civil disagreement
that's where I'd come in
armed to the chin
sunglasses neon rimmed
the long dick of justice