August 5

Floating down the river
with a professional stripper
sippin' on a Pibber
spoiling my liver
we were just on the creek
on black rubber seats
bathing in Vitamin D
beyond necessity
bouncing with the current
as our skin starts burning
we hit some fast currents
and I'm in the water gurglin'
bouncing off rocks
I get clocked in the noggin'
there's 15 seconds of darkness
like Michael Jackson's closet
Want a beer
a what?
a beer!
is it cold?
of course its cold
and I was sold
feeling ninety years old
after such an intense float