August 24

My throats dry like
a Sahara night
my pipelines are as ripe
as dried french fries
cooked on high
ten to five
too long despite
the manager shouting "Fire!"
mucus is coming out
like Lance Bass from the closet
it's dripping down my mouth
like a broken faucet
my head feels as light
as a hummingbird mid-flight
and it feels like spikes
are probing behind my eyes
being sick sucks
like getting hit by a truck
and then getting dumped
and then getting jumped
bu a raving bum
then getting stun-gunned
and then getting punched
all at once