August 23

I got a new bong
not long like King Kong
in the shape of a shlong
it's shaped like a bomb
and it hits me quite strong
and does my head wrong
even Cheech and Chong
would be calmed
I followed the footsteps
of Jilly and Jeff
from one shop to the next
checking all kinds of heads
until we stumbled across
one with golden gloss
skulls and cross-bones
and that was the one I bought
and took it home to be tested
and it was quite a present
that took me right to heaven
and then to Seven Eleven
cuz I had the munchies
oh man was I hungry
so ya in case you were wondering
that's what happened on the 23