July 8

with my new SM-57
and USB connection
Toneport UX2
I'm in recording heaven
you would be too
if you thought music was cool
what's next to do
get some orange juice
the fresh squeezed persuasion
from a super hot waitress
who's neither phased
nor amazed by what I'm saying
so I call Jillibean
to chat at her
she talks of camping
and getting plastered
not to poop on the party
but I missed the potty
I say "Hey little hotty
not tonight probly"
sorry to be a jerk
I'm just into her
and she concurred
and that's my blurb