June 12

The following devices
should not be constructed
and my advice
is don't follow these instructions
but if you must
cuz you're not up to much
and youre a nasty cuss
than be the judge
all you need is icy hot
and just a drop
to blot the top
of a special spot
just squeeze a leak
on the toilet seat
those expecting relief
will scream in icy heat
and their personal business
will burn for a minute
but be on the defensive
or else you might get it
and this trick is legit
I know from experience
be careful where you sit
I'm serious